Man, so I just figured out what I dig about Josh Hutcherson: he reminds me of my first ever high school boyfriend, who looked a lot like

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"You wrapped the SHIT out of my wrists."

"Go big or go home, babe."

Dear Reusable Red Sticky Fetish Tape Roll,

I take it all back! You're not useless window dressing! You are actually quite effective if I use no less than half of you at a time. Thanks!

love,
-zombieboyband

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, I do not even know what to say, el-jay, I do not. I'm supposed to go...do stuff today...I am running late...I am also running hot, hopelessly hot, my bosom is heaving, my great big disproportionate bosom. Okay, right, so.

I have recommended "You open always petal by petal myself" before, and I have ( Read more... )

OHMYGOD, LIFE, I CAN'T EVEN.

WAIT WHAT WHAT IS WORDS.

( So I've been busy... )